Posey finishes in the top 5 in NL MVP voting: I HOPE SO

Huff follows his season by season trend with a bounce-back year: AS LONG AS IT ISN'T ON HIS BUTT

Lincecum wins the NL Cy Young: VERY POSSIBLE

One of Lincecum, Cain, or Bumgarner finishes with a losing record: NO

Gary Brown sees playing time in the big leagues this year. If yes, September call-up or out of Spring Training?: POSSIBLY SEPTEMBER, DEPENDS ON RICHMOND

Crawford takes the SS job and bats >.220: IF HE'S SS, HE WILL HIT > .220

Belt is never demoted to Fresno: POSSIBLE. I HOPE NOT

Belt hits around .280/.350/.450/.850 --- 20hr/75rbi/70walk: THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT - IF HE CAN MAKE THE ADJUSTMENTS

Sandoval enters Spring Training at <240lbs: NOT HOLDING MY BREATH

Melky Cabrera continues his success from 2011 minus the home runs: CONTRACT YEAR, SO, YES

Vogelsong proves he ain't a one-hit wonder: YES

Schierholtz locks down the RF job in Spring Training and remains the starter for the entire 2012 season: HE WILL LOCK DOWN ONE OF THE CORNER JOBS, HOPE HE KEEPS IT. MAYBE PLATOON, HOPE NOT

Casilla not only takes another AB but earns his first career hit: NOT A CHANCE

Wilson shaves the beard: AN THEN BURNS IT. WEARING A RESPIRATOR (TOXIC FUMES)

Affeldt learns how to safely separate frozen hamburger patties: HE HIRES SOMEONE TO DO THAT FOR HIM, ANYTHING INVOLVING KNIVES, RAZOR BLADES, BIG FISHING HOOKS, LIVE AMMUNITION, ETC.

JoeDaddy says something mean when provoked: NO WAY

Starburst finally gets the signature image to work: I AM SO OVER THAT (UNLESS SOMEONE PASTES THE CODE AND STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS)

Earl is wrong about something: ONLY IF HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME

Hoser says something positive in 2012: NOT ABOUT THE GIANTS, THOUGH