Posey finishes in the top 5 in NL MVP voting:

here's the voting order -- tulo (even with the rockies placing 3rd in the west), pujols (marlins take out the phillies), strasburg (ironically, doesn't get the cy young (see below)), posey (duh), braun (picks up the slack for fielder switching teams -- also marlins).

Huff follows his season by season trend with a bounce-back year:

YES! Unfortunately, he was traded to the Astros to make room for Pill.

Lincecum wins the NL Cy Young:

No. BUMGARNER SHOWS HE IS NO FLUKE BY WINNING THE CY YOUNG AND RETROACTIVELY WINNING THE COME BACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR FOR 2011.


One of Lincecum, Cain, or Bumgarner finishes with a losing record:

No. That honor goes to Wilson this season. Prediction: 1-2, 58 saves, 1.06ERA.


Gary Brown sees playing time in the big leagues this year. If yes, September call-up or out of Spring Training?:

No. Brown makes the jump to AA only. Giants are keeping him down to stay near the top of Baseball America's minor league prospect listings.


Crawford takes the SS job and bats >.220:

Yes. In Spring Training!


Belt is never demoted to Fresno:

True. He starts the season there to make up for bringing him up too early last season.


Belt hits around .280/.350/.450/.850 --- 20hr/75rbi/70walk:

Brandon Belt?


Sandoval enters Spring Training at <240lbs:

In his pants... if you know what I'm talking about.


Melky Cabrera continues his success from 2011 minus the home runs:

No. Slight uptick in homers. Reverts to his Atlanta numbers everywhere else.


Vogelsong proves he ain't a one-hit wonder:

He wins the CY Young.

Schierholtz locks down the RF job in Spring Training and remains the starter for the entire 2012 season:

No. If they had faith in him, they would have left him alone at the end of last season.


Casilla not only takes another AB but earns his first career hit:

If by "hit" you mean, "hit by pitch" then, YES!


Wilson shaves the beard:

Wilson shaves "everywhere". He has to do something over the top with it.


Affeldt learns how to safely separate frozen hamburger patties:

He already knows how to do this. HE DID NOT HURT HIS HAND SEPARATING FROZEN HAMBURGER PATTIES. THIS IS A CONSPIRACY TO COVER UP HIS LOVE OF KNIFE FIGHTING WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE CURRENT CBA.

JoeDaddy says something mean when provoked: Why wouldn't he? And why would you provoke him in the first place?

Starburst finally gets the signature image to work: This is the internet's fault, not Starburst.

Earl is wrong about something: Probably not baseball related. Predicts a lower than average snowfall estimate this winter.

Hoser says something positive in 2012: Of course he does. Just not about the Giants.