Posey finishes in the top 5 in NL MVP voting: no, but close

Huff follows his season by season trend with a bounce-back year: I'm on record saying yes

Lincecum wins the NL Cy Young: no, but close

One of Lincecum, Cain, or Bumgarner finishes with a losing record: ugh, no

Gary Brown sees playing time in the big leagues this year. If yes, September call-up or out of Spring Training?: September, perhaps

Crawford takes the SS job and bats >.220: absolutely

Belt is never demoted to Fresno: Correct, although it is possible (but unlikely) that he starts there if Beltran is signed

Belt hits around .280/.350/.450/.850 --- 20hr/75rbi/70walk: well...um...no

Sandoval enters Spring Training at <240lbs: yes

Melky Cabrera continues his success from 2011 minus the home runs: true

Vogelsong proves he ain't a one-hit wonder: he'll be solid, if not quite as good

Schierholtz locks down the RF job in Spring Training and remains the starter for the entire 2012 season: no, because I expect another OF signing

Casilla not only takes another AB but earns his first career hit: Ha

Wilson shaves the beard: parts of it, yes

Affeldt learns how to safely separate frozen hamburger patties: I haven't, why should he?

JoeDaddy says something mean when provoked: it'll never happen

Starburst finally gets the signature image to work: what's a signature?

Earl is wrong about something: but he won't admit it

Hoser says something positive in 2012: Hozer? yes. Hoser? maybe, but it'll be silly.

over/under on Tajackamo's Bimbo Coles/David Wood references = 4.25: over