Posey finishes in the top 5 in NL MVP voting: No.

Huff follows his season by season trend with a bounce-back year: No. He is done.

Lincecum wins the NL Cy Young: Nope.

One of Lincecum, Cain, or Bumgarner finishes with a losing record: Nope.

Gary Brown sees playing time in the big leagues this year. If yes, September call-up or out of Spring Training?: Neither. 2 months into season after he hits .300 in AAA.

Crawford takes the SS job and bats >.220: Yes. .240

Belt is never demoted to Fresno: True.

Belt hits around .280/.350/.450/.850 --- 20hr/75rbi/70walk: No. Too High.

Sandoval enters Spring Training at <240lbs: Nope.

Melky Cabrera continues his success from 2011 minus the home runs: Nope. Slightly better Rowand.

Vogelsong proves he ain't a one-hit wonder: Not gonna repeat last year.

Schierholtz locks down the RF job in Spring Training and remains the starter for the entire 2012 season: Yes.

Casilla not only takes another AB but earns his first career hit: Nope.

Wilson shaves the beard: Yes. But he lets his pubes grow wild.

Affeldt learns how to safely separate frozen hamburger patties: Nope.

JoeDaddy says something mean when provoked: Yes

Starburst finally gets the signature image to work: No

Earl is wrong about something: Yes.

Hoser says something positive in 2012: Yes.