1. Netflix, Blockbuster, or Amazon Prime? none of the above

2. Giants, Warriors, or 49ers? Yes, but with the mute button on for Warriors telecasts

3. Bud, Coors, or Miller? No

4. Pabst Blue Ribbon, Schaefer's, or Red, White, and Blue? Blech. A good microbrew, it changes monthly.

5. Tres Agave, Sheboyan Bratwurst, or Evergood Hot Link (hot dogs at AT&T)? Sheboygan

6. Miller's, Alpine, or Nathan's (hot dogs at supermarket) Not a chance

7. Peanuts, popcorn, or Cracker Jack? peanuts

8. Krispy Kreme, Dunkin, or Bob's (on Polk St) No

9. Starbuck's, Peet's, or Tully's? Peet's at work, Thanksgiving (Ft. Bragg) or Roasters (Forestville) at home

10. T-Mobile, Verizon, or AT&T? FUCK THEM ALL [What he said.]

Extra. Pacific Bell, SBC, or AT&T (SF ball parks)? Candlestick. Best park, The-Ball-Park-That-Shouldn't-Be-Named-for-a-Phone-Company